Kung Pow Pecker

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.

Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker

by Peter Ching June 30, 2021

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kung fung

The crusty film that accumulates on individual pubic hairs after sex or a long period between showers.

Kristen- "did you go down on Tate?"
Tabatha- "I made him shower first. Lots of Kung Fung on those marbles".

by nickthickie December 14, 2013

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when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

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A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.

by GallifreyDude March 27, 2012

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shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

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The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 06, 2023

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"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 16, 2017

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