by JULESMAR August 05, 2008
Kiss Virgin is a phrase made up to mean you have never been kissed. Like virgin means you've never had sex.
by crystal e December 18, 2008
by Mr. Copeland November 01, 2017
by bffwav October 09, 2010
Slang for patches of superficial frostbite on exposed skin. Used mostly in the Canadian Army by old school infantry NCOs.
You've got a reindeer kiss on your cheek, better cover up your face private.
Reindeer kisses are just the cost of doing business up here in the North.
Reindeer kisses are just the cost of doing business up here in the North.
by HiHelloIsTaken February 07, 2020
more family friendly version of 'kys yourself', itself the abbreviation for 'kill yourself' + 'yourself' for comedic effect.
by x^7 May 11, 2023
A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.
Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 03, 2018