Cooma Cupcake

A Cooma Cupcake is when you are a small town local and even the tourists throw cupcakes at you.

Adam: Oh man, I'm so hated. Yesterday I even got a Cooma Cupcake.

No one is there to respond.

by Aldair322 July 6, 2018

busted cupcake

A pussy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake

that has been smashed

I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.

by DWRmeat July 14, 2017

Lewis Cupcake

The lack of sexual satisfaction from your wife so to replace the orgasm and satisfaction received from ANAL ORAL or VAGINAL sex. You eat a cupcake.

Damn he is in a bad mood! I wish he would get his daily LEWIS CUPCAKE in for the day!

by chubbymilfchaser December 8, 2010

Chinese Cupcake

When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth

You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake

by Crack-a-Box April 5, 2015

cupcake top

Like muffin top, but cuter, less repulsive, or less pronounced.

Jeff: Check out that girl's muffin top!
Matt: It's kinda cute in a way. Like cupcake top.

by alsteric January 13, 2009

Dandy Cupcake

The Dandy Cupcake is a foul act whereby one deposits a stool in the coat pocket of an effete man, say Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen or Boy George, which they will then find at a later date when they reach in for their Oyster card / car keys / wallet etc

"That guy over there is a right ponce, I've left him a deliciously fresh Dandy Cupcake as a gift"

by AndroidGiraffe May 14, 2009

Sprinkles cupcake

A cupcake so good that can lead to an orgasm. The most delicious cupcake that anyone has ever tried.

Sprinkles cupcake was so good i almost had an orgasm.

by Bluewhitesilver October 18, 2010