kitten man

A kitten man is a spastic

They are just kittens because they are so weak and pointless

An advantage of a kitten man is a kitten man

Or most kinds of spastics


They kick shins in football and say "look a this" in a crazy voice and then hit footballs at retards.

by <3 Kitten man <3 January 13, 2009

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011

kitten tickler

Clit Tickler

Nice kitten Tickler where did you get it? #Spencer's ;)

by Rise Moon Rose94 January 16, 2015

Kitten pickle

Someone who is salty scaredy cat.

Girl: I can't talk to him I'm too scared :(
Me: JUST DO IT GOD!!!
Girl: Shut up
Me: Kitten Pickle.....

by Tiffany and Zoe December 30, 2016

Kitten juice

A kitten juice is a little creature that likes to eat cat and horse. It’s also another way of saying pussy juice

Hii kitten juice!

by Chloehoey6969 November 9, 2020

Kitten Kicker

A lesbian Woman who enjoys being kicked in the crotch by another woman.

My Sister is such a kitten kicker

by Snow White Gaming September 24, 2020