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swag robot

Robot consisting of high top sneakers, snap backs, fresh mac miller mix tapes, ridiculously overpriced boutique NY street fashion, and any other douche taylor gang accessories.
I am swag robot and I put my ipod on at every party and yell swag.
by swag robot February 24, 2012
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robot emoji

when someone just keeps repeating the same things and talking the same way. it's almost as if they are a robot specifically programmed to repeat themselves.
"Cheeto lookin ahh boi. Bro looks like a banana. blud has to be from ohio. No rizz No rizz!💀" 🤖🤖🤖🤖 robot emoji
by hoodspeakhater June 29, 2023
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I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
by hainlad October 12, 2020
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angry robot

A boss or manager that is highly tuned in their extremely specific field, but is incapable of engaging in communication outside of their realm of expertise. Automated answers are generated in most cases, until they are presented with an email/question from an insubordinate that requires thought outside of the levels of programming. Angry Robots tend to be condescending when approached by an email/question to which they have no correct response.

The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.
Oh my gosh, Mike is such an Angry Robot. Our office is falling apart. He never responds to my emails, and if i knock on his door...he glares at me like i am a fool for approaching him and wasting his precious time.
by LightYearsAhead February 3, 2018
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I, Robot

An 'I, Robot' is when you jizz on someones faces and let it dry, leaving the recipient resembling the robot from the Will Smith's classic fil adaptation of 'I, Robot'
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an 'I, Robot' last night? What did it feel like?

P2: Yeah cant lie bro was pretty sweet felt well good
by hainlad October 12, 2020
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Robot Talk

1. The sound made by people typing a text message with their keypad tones on.
*beep *beepbeep *beep *beepbeepbeep

Please turn off your keypad tones, the robot talk is annoying.
by Cubis_Max January 29, 2010
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robotic sun

When you are sleeping at night and you check your phone and you get blinded by its light
Ahhh a text message let me check it AAHAHHAHAHA the robotic sun
by PotatoSack May 31, 2016
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