Gumped

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

by Cornholio3 May 14, 2022

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When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021

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gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

by Sweetbabyren March 08, 2022

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Adjective: to outrun, or continuously run farther, faster or longer than anybody else.

(In refrence to Forest Gump)

"Antonio gumped right by Abelina this morning during morning jog even after giving her a 1/4 mile head start."

by AB43AZ April 24, 2017

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How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 25, 2020

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Talking utter shite in your shite teenager slang, when we invented all slang and all your new words are utter shite!

You are taliking utter gump wumfi ! Ya prick

by Up yours teenagers February 01, 2019

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Yuht, so I was hauling trawls the other day. Gump eye.

by magnum yeahhh (o_O) December 06, 2011

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