An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

If I can make him give up than so can God

Is what you tell youselves. And that is why you are doing what you are doing. And making me change what I am doing is what constitutes giving up.

A retard "If I can make him give up than so can God!"

Hym "You don't get to be a part of my conflict with God and I'm not going to let you use this to stop me from getting what I want out of this. Stop doing it before your kids get hurt or do it until your kids get hurt but their is no in between."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

We can both remove the masks

Closeted gays who want to do coming out and let the world know about their love.

I think it's a good time....we can both remove the masks

by Good soul & heart made of gold May 4, 2020

Can man

A can man is a person who does nothing and sits at home alone playing games and uses cans to dress them self’s they are usually 14 which is why they don’t know look after them selfs and likes fortnight people

My friend is a can man

by Arqziii March 2, 2021

WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

by Crispy2cookies February 1, 2024

Soup Can

When the pain hits and you gotta shit and there is no holding back it it comes out like a upside down open soup can that has been popped by a church key.

Giants Fan: Damn dude you are sweating after the bathroom.
King Sod: Bro that Philly cheese was greasy and I had to take a soup can before I filled my britches up.

by Mr. SOD December 30, 2023

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

by Death Menace September 24, 2022