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The old Mcman 

When someone poops on a woman's head while she is blowing someone else.
Hey honey you wanna try the old mcman?
The old Mcman by $uicidefart January 26, 2024
Short for 'the Old Bill'

Common in Cockney, a shortened version of the Old Bill, aka the UK police.
''There's a pub on the corner called the Ship & Billet, head for that, you sure you slipped the OB?'
the OB by mattmatmathias January 27, 2024

The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.
Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII
The Ovulating Monkey by Pweaw February 12, 2024

The old Kanye 

The old Kanye was the Kanye that everyone misses, the old Kanye was the Kanye that everybody respected, the old Kanye wasn’t a Nazi, the old Kanye is the Kanye we need back but we will never get back
The old Kanye by Yeezu$ February 13, 2024

The Origami Machine 

The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.
"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"
The Origami Machine by origamiman February 18, 2024

The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin 

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.