egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 06, 2023

Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

moldy pickled eggs

When pickled eggs taste like foul sulfur, and it goes a bit moldy.

The moldy pickled eggs taste like sulfur.

by Debskelly1985 July 12, 2023

effin egg

delicious and seggsy tasting breakfast egg sammies, served all Effin day,

Have you been ti Effin egg and tasted the bacon egg snd cheese breakfast sammie?

by Feedmeeggsandbacon November 24, 2021

Eggs Benedict

Synonymous with blowjob, as a rare plasure in life

Blowjobs are like eggs benedict, I haven't had either since I have been married

by Conefree December 28, 2024

Eggs Benedict

A tasty American kind of breakfast similar to Eggs & Bacon.

Eggs Benedict is also known as Michael Afton in Five Night’s At Freddy’s or in the Afton Family.

by ISoWeird November 07, 2021

egg bod

a person with an egg shaped body, hideous to set eyes upon, an eggbod can even set a person into temporary blindness, egg bods are round, and unattractive, and all around gross

many girls who played water polo, particularly in high school tend to get the egg bod gross factor

by herbalgerbal420 February 05, 2010