Tea

One of those depressed people, but also really funny and hella good friend. Also that skinny bitch who looks like a fucking model. When she isnt happy dont mess with her because she will end your life, she also likes to spill the tea.

"Omg u look like a fucking model Tea"

by 2020 year of misery June 21, 2020

Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.

"You have been tea cosied bitch!"

by obvk July 13, 2020

Spill the Tea

When somebody says to "Spill the Tea", that usually means that they are about to spill some hot gossip.

Samantha: Ooh Honey SPILL THE TEA

Casey: I heard that Tracy got back with her ex that cheated on her 3 times.

Samantha: Girl, THAT IS SOME BURNING HOT TEA!!

by afooo123 November 25, 2018

Green Tea

In China, Vietnam is referred to as a girl who hangs out with other people's boyfriends as "friends" and is the third person, girls who appear pure, innocent but actually she is very cunning and calculating, loves to joke around and is always interested in someone who has girlfriend. They have the characteristics of "pick me girl" but worse and always act like the victim when you get jealous when they flirt with your boyfriend then because of that innocence the sins are often overlooked by the boyfriend pour on you because you was “overreacting”

'I dont know why she hates me so much, I just want to hanging out with you...If i'm annoying her that much it's all my fault.'
'Look what you done!? you need to sorry her, don't cry it's not your fault'
'WTF you really believe that little green tea?!?'

by Soup222 February 16, 2022

tea

In generally chavvy parts of England, some people refer to dinner as tea.

'When's tea?'
'When it's fucking done.'

by yodels loudly December 4, 2016

tea

its drama

bob: Did you hear that Rylan Adams killed Shane Dawson
Bill: that is some tea right there

by faze_buttcracks March 2, 2019

Red Tea

A phrase referring to having sex with your girlfriend while she's on her period

"Brooo we had the best red tea last night, we had to replace our brand new sheets dawg"

by cokercola... November 28, 2023