Draco Syndrome

A disease when your obsession is to strong. There is no cure for this concreting Draco is too hot to function.

“I have Draco syndrome”
“You have what?”
“it’s a disease”
“and i can’t get over it”

by VictoriaMalfoy January 19, 2021

Scorpio Syndrome

When the scorpio you are dating starts doubting your whole backstory and begins asking really really stupid questions to try and confirm their delusional thinking.

They may begin at this point to believe false truths and start behaving irrationality.

Scorpio Syndrome can lead to infidelity to avenge imagined or fictitious moments of false cheating. Violent or stalking like behavior.

If your relationship with your scorpio has reached this point don't wait. It's time to end the relationship.

Danny and I broke up last week. He caught a really strong case of Scorpio Syndrome and I couldn't handle that.

by Muddygrimes August 20, 2021

TARDIS Syndrome

Where you think it's one day, but in actual fact it's another.

Named after the Time Machine "The TARDIS" which is used by
Doctor Who.

Dave leaps out of bed at 7am, grabs a bite and heads off to work, only to realise later that it's Saturday and he could have slept in.

"What happened to you?" asks his confused Wife upon his return.

"Just a little TARDIS Syndrome" I think" He replies.

by Wolfie Rankin August 4, 2012

farmer syndrome

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)

though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Dragon syndrome

Collecting a lot of books/movies/funny pictures or other resources that you never plan to use/view/open again.

Typically people with dragon syndrome have thousands of ebooks on their drives which they never intend to read. It may make them feel superior.

A: Oh man, could you borrow me your external HDD? I need to move some very important files.
B: Sorry man, my drive is totally full. I have there all those movies...
A: But you have seen those already, it's not like you are going to watch them ever again!
B: Yeah but I need them!
A: Clearly you have a dragon syndrome.

by visgean January 7, 2015

Goblin Syndrome

When a person has a beer belly or at least a small gut but yet has thin arms and legs, almost like the shape of a goblin or even a troll in a sense.

That guy over there looks like a middle aged, soccer mom van driving, Sunday church-going chump so he must have goblin syndrome.

by RunDikkMC October 30, 2015

Dragonfly Syndrome

A condition of a person, typically a edgy teen, who brags about doing drugs. Posts videos of smoking out of a bong with a description of how it changed their thoughts on existential life. Thier mom is a wash out prostitute who looks 80 at the age of 40. Dad left for cigarettes and never came back. Born out of a wine glass.

Nobody cares about your trips, you have dragonfly syndrome.

by Liploss April 20, 2020