suck on my old gurnet

A reactionary exclamation to something or someone you don't agree with. Medway in Kent based particularly the Strood area.

The sort of thing you'd say walking away from someone, rather than something to say to get a reaction. Said with the emphasis on the word gurnet.
Q. Its your turn to to make the tea?

A. Why don't you suck on my old gurnet

(Bad example but couldn't think of a good one, lol)
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I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.
Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.
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son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore

Someone with an extremely bad personality or attitude .
My Ex-husband is such a son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore!
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National suck a dick day

The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day
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September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true
Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!
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suck my toes day

on suck my toes day, celebrated on june 29th, everyone can post an image of garfield asking the person looking at the image to suck his toes. everywhere and anywhere! go wild guys.
june 28th: *i sleep*
june 29th: oh boy it's national suck my toes day
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Cum-Sucking Demon Slut

A person who sucks a lot of cum and is also a demon and a slut. usually, terminology only used when someone doesnt know what else to insult another person with. Basically, stupid assholes say to their perfect ex-girlfriends.
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