Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

Regional Vape Ride

Going to the regional vape competition and needed to bum a ride from someone that is going because you are too poor to afford a real hobby.

Hey Aaron! Could I hitch a ride to the vape competition that you are going to? You know, a regional vape ride?

by midweest January 23, 2022

Ride the camel

The sexual act of straddling or humping a penis that has noticeable, possibly painful, curve or bend to it

My man has a curve so I had to learn to ride the camel.

by FattNoodleCat May 19, 2023

Riding the zero

Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.

“I thought you got fired?”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”

“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”

by Jane03OM March 27, 2025

ride or die

If you're not willing to possibly die, then you can't be counted on.

Aaron said he wouldn't risk getting killed for me, so he's not ride or die.

by livcarve48 November 24, 2021

Roro-Ride

The best and only form of transportation, available at 3 am. You are accompanied by Roro, a tall, dark, handsome, and broody man with a thicc ass booty 🍑💦, on a walk down the most dangerous streets.

Who uses Uber these days? Roro-Ride is where it’s at.

by Cockroach Gremlin November 12, 2022

ride to live

1. So addicted to riding you MUST ride or whither away. (motorcycles)
2. Diabetics that MUST exercise...this is their motto, "ride to live" (motorcycles)

I am a diabetic, I must ride to live...

by Trustme69 November 1, 2013