hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.

Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.

by big smithy October 19, 2017

pocket homie

Al Amin ! When you’re not quite the big Homie

He thought he was the big Homie but it turns out he was the pocket homie

by Sjh October 15, 2017

Alabama Tepid Pocket

When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.

She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.

by makinitupasigoalong May 19, 2017

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.

Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Polly Pocketing

The act of taking rolled up dollar bills used for cocaine consumption that were not ones own to begin with.

I saw that Steph girl Polly Pocketing over $200 in rolled up bills last night off the blow mirrors and act like it was her money.

by Attak June 26, 2017

Pocket Pickle

A small penis

"My boyfriend has such a pocket pickle"

"Have you seen that guys dick? He has a pocket pickle"

by Caitie_Cat July 3, 2017