Hit The High "C"

To Hit the high "C" is to make the high pitched noise emitted by a man who has just been injured in the genital area. It's a note easily achieved by choir boys and opera singers, but most men will only ever manage to attain such highs when they've sustained a blow to the bollocks.

To induce this noise in a gentleman, use reasonable force when striking the area. Note- REASONABLE force. Excessive force will result in no sound, as the note emitted will be too high for even dogs to hear, or he'll be unconscious, which is no fun for anyone.

"I accidentally elbowed Finn when I went to grab my handbag off the floor. He really hit the high "c", it was hard not to laugh"

"Ferdinand with a very good interception cleanly takes the ball away from Cissé. Now Gerrard comes dancing in like a fairy and oh! It's a kick to the balls from Ferdinand! And there's Gerrard, on his knees, having just hit the high "c""

by MagickDio March 3, 2010

Cushing High School

Cushing is a small town by Nacogdoches. (the oldest town in Texas) Cushing High School is mainly made up of 50% Alcoholics, 20% whores, 10% druggies, 5% pregnant girls, 13% stuck up bitches, and 2% prudes. Mainly on the weekends you party, get drunk, and get high. Some do that during the week, and some do that right before school. Some people actually try to do good in their studies so they can try to make something of themselves and get out of this lame ass town, and some people don't give a shit.

Cushing High School

Texan #1: Where are we?
Texan #2: Cushing?...Where ever the hell that is.
Texan #1: Lets ask this man walking down the street.
Texan #2: Um.. Excuse me sir, where are we?
Redneck Stranger: Why sonny, yous in Cushin'.
(Tires screeching)
Texan #1: Lets get the hell out of this town!
(2 seconds later)
Texan #2: We're already out of Cushing?

by Senior2011 June 5, 2010

Sarasota High Tea

When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.

Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.

I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.

Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Slam high school

Slam High/ Middle school is a school where the high schoolers juul and smoke weed 24/7 but always get caught because there are cameras everywhere. The middle girls go after the high schoolers and 1-10 get into a relationship with them . The middle schoolers have more bodies then the high schoolers . People talk about other people but never do anything and don’t worry if you have beef or drama with someone .. just wait 2-3 business days and your best friends again.

Person 1: hey man what High school you go to ?

Person 2 : oh slam high school ..

Person 1: .. ighttt ima head out

by Anna I Oop November 7, 2019

Harmony high school

A place where a bunch of yee yee cousin fucker go to vape in the bathroom.

Harmony high school is great

by Locally hated March 27, 2019

Harlem High School

A stupid ass school full of hoes that fuck every guy they can get. At homecoming we have a fuck circle where we fuck in a circle.

"You must be a hoe?"
"why?'
"Because you go to Harlem High School

by Cheer Queen bitch December 13, 2019

Guiseley High School

Full of chavs and slags. If you don’t conform to the uniform, you get shot. All the teachers are perverts or dickheads. Smoking area on the Morrison’s steps.

Mr Jones was looking at Katy’s arse yesterday at Guiseley High School.

by vagshdf5qy32 September 13, 2019