nut jocked

to be rattled, triggered or surprised

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked

by joyce byers January 10, 2017

Mahgandees Nuts

The NOTORIOUS BLACK MAHDI that is HIGH ON THEM NUTS

Bro stop smoking. You'll become a mahgandees nuts girl.

by Pong water October 29, 2019

Mut Nuts

When the dogs nuts are sagging

The dog has mut nuts

by Ralph Pompey jr November 2, 2019

no nut nirvana

It is a state achieved after not nutting or jacking off for a long period of time. You ascend the mortal plane, god himself will worship you, you become the universe and the answer to life.

My friends, I have now achieved No Nut Nirvana.

by _Lithium_ November 3, 2019

The Hadjar Nut

When you nutted so hard you dont know if this is real life or not. It can also be referenced to the mandela nut beacuse the hadjar nut indicates that if u cant find the porn u jacked of to a few days ago you may have never seen that porn

Yesterday i have flet the HADJAR NUT it was quite a good feeling.

by The nuutty nut November 5, 2019

No Nut 365

Finishing what No Nut November started. Men solve the world's problems by eliminating the disease that is the human species.

"hey Carl, why don't you have kids yet? You're already 37." "No thanks I'm not having kids, I'm not even nutting... I'm on that No Nut 365 life."

by Deorven December 3, 2020

Ginger-nut

A reluctant cumshot, a nut that takes more effort than it should to bust.

He took a lot of extra work to finish, he was suffering a bit of ginger-nut

by bstnut December 14, 2020