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fractal jacking

The practice of videotaping yourself masturbating and then masturbating to the video. The process can be continued ad infinitum, till you have created a fractal of narcissistic pornography.
Fractal jacking is one of the top ten pastimes at Harvard.

I just reached the hundredth iteration of my fractal jacking; time to celebrate!
by tungstenseabass December 26, 2010
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Jack Hart

A fat person with thick eyebrows and a big nose and looks crash bandicoot.
by Gogfrggv November 1, 2019
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Spoon Jacking

A true test of male bonding, whereby one gentleman of sound mind and kindred spirit, befriends a casual aquaintance of his dearest fellow stag, and understands the pressures and limitations of a "spooning" relationship, and feels the desire to aid the demands of the female entity, and hence "hijacks" a proportion of the workload, of course with the best intentions for all.
After which, an agreement is made to perpetuate this arrangement until the needs of the damsel have been adequately fulfilled
Michael: That birds been around a few times this week mate, are you sure you're up to the task?
Peter: Not a problem, my friend JC has been more than happy to share the workload. And even though I cannever recall asking him, I'm relieved he's there for me
Tim: Seems like a clear cut case of Spoon Jacking to me, and we should all be very grateful
by The phantom tanner October 31, 2014
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The Summer Jack

A shot of Jack Daniels whiskey brought to 95 degrees farenheit, shot back, and spit all over the hottest girl in the bar.
Yo, that muthafucka just summer jacked becky. What a hot ass duche. Damn I can't believe he did The Summer Jack to her.
by Pseudopluto November 19, 2014
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Sam Jack

He is a 5'5 african american male who loves hi neighbour and wishes his female friend who begins with a G would live next to him.

He also likes boys
by Hoesmadcuh February 28, 2022
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Jack Nolan

by Jack69069 September 14, 2017
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Fast Jack

The act of masturbating very quickly when given a narrow window of time. Usually occurs when there is a brief period of time when one can masturbate without being seen by others.
I got a lap dance from that hot chick at the strip club and then I went over in the corner and had a fast jack while no one was looking.
by computerguide18 November 16, 2011
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