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David Lamar Haynes jr

A man with a huge fucking cock. This man has all the bitches and and is very good looking. is very good at b02
David Lamar Haynes jr is a god
by im_david November 22, 2021
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David

A guy that believes he is muscular. He walks wide with his arms so it looks like he is carrying a TV
Hey man! U see that guy?! He thinks he is hunk af.

Hell yeah what a pussy. He is such a david.
by wanker321 October 9, 2017
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Camp David Accords

A three-way between a Christian, Muslim, and a Jew.
Aafiya, Abigail, and Abraham gave into their sexual desires, making it into a true Camp David Accords.
by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 30, 2022
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David

A total idiotiic/chaotic insane tweaking and mentally crazy but in the end will always help
David
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David

is a nerd and is sometimes stupid and never gets anything
David is stupid
by StarBoard Studios March 21, 2023
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David

David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed
“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “
by blueeyesthickthicthighs November 22, 2021
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david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.
Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!
by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018
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