roasted brown cake

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it

The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.

by filthy pirate hooker June 20, 2014

Cake Retention Syndrome

Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).

"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."

"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."

by Dr. Goatfondler October 12, 2011

Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.

Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"

by BrettSudafed April 3, 2014

Blind Piece of Cake

An insulting way to call someone dumb.

Harris at Adam: "What are you blind, you piece of cake?

Mark at Adam: "You're a blind piece of cake."

by Blind Piece of Cake June 1, 2011

Bikers tea cake

A "bikers tea cake" is geordie for a head butt/nutt

Person 1: Don't offend anybody or you'll get a "bikers tea cake"
Person 2: What geordie twats
(Person 2 gets a geordie tea cake)

by wigga, white negro August 2, 2011

cinnamon crumb cake

When you cum on a girls ass, throw cinnamon on it, let it dry, and then eat it off.

Nothing is better after sex than a cinnamon crumb cake.

by NiggaTritt December 17, 2015

Strawberry Short Cake

While face fucking your drunken slut girlfriend, you pull your wang out of her mouth, cum directly in her face, and proceed to punch her in the nose, thus giving the effect of a strawberry short cake.

Strawberry Short Cake was my favorite growing up.

by Graham Spainer May 4, 2003