David

David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.

Did you hear David’s planning on arm-wrestling John Winn? It’ll be one for the history books.

by eBucks May 31, 2024

ben samuel david wilson

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster

ben Samuel David Wilson is on the job

by KoolKidKlubForPenguins December 5, 2019

David

David's a pretty tall dude. A skater at heart. At peace with everyone and everything. Universally beloved yet humble. Just a friendly wandering tree.

David: *appears*

Everyone: if it ain't my favorite cunt

by sassysassman November 21, 2021

Do a David

Posing yourself like a sculpture in museum

John do a David, I will post in on my insta.

by ievapo November 27, 2019

David

cool

DAN DAVID IS SO FUCKING RADICAL

by Ohtaco1 August 14, 2022

David

Basic horny white male.

That’s just a David. Horny as always.

by Cinnamon_kitten March 27, 2023

Bishop David Ozuna

Bishop David Ozuna is The Bishop of Living Faith Ministries.

He changed his name from Oyedepo to Ozuna few years back.

Bishop Ozuna is about 30 years old
Bishop David Ozuna is the presiding bishop of Canaan land ota.

by Jackson Monilium July 8, 2025