sam

fat person that loves kids

sam wants to be with kids

by hydrachopp May 9, 2019

Sam

Sam is a very nice person but often bald by the age of 13.

OHHH look its a sam.

by Bobby318813 July 12, 2021

Sam

An awesome bald guy. Is so hillarious but has a tiny dick😂

Oh wow he’s such a Sam

by Flatchest10 May 16, 2018

Sam

A hippo

go back to the zoo sam no one likes u

by SKSKSKSKANDIOOP August 28, 2019

Sam McCormack

Banana batty, a cute koka noodle can be used as a chopping board for conor murphys. Hairline stuck like shit to a blanket.

Mia king came out the bottle and munched on conor Murphy, Sam McCormack munchies

by AnklesIThinkNot April 13, 2019

Sam

loves planes and Italy, is a dainty little guy that is usually very tall. loved by everyone and really lights up a room with his luminescent hair. one of the most beautiful people you'll ever meet, never let him go

"who's that cockroach over there?"
"oh that's sam!"

by pmskma November 7, 2022

Sam

He’s a complete dumbass thinks he’s cool and funny when he’s actually gay

Sam is gay

by Ŵįłlÿ_śüčkęr November 25, 2021