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Retard

"Daaaaaaaamn he a retard"
by 7Qores February 21, 2022
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Reeks of retard

The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.
Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.

"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."
by FingerbangbangbangGangbang13 November 2, 2020
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Retard

Railly Velez Jr
Railly Velez Jr is such a Retard
by Yisnaidy December 25, 2018
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retard breath

The bad breath that is commonly found amongst the mentally disabled community due to neglectful oral hygiene practices,
One of the topics that Tommy will learn in special ed this year is better oral hygiene because his retard breath is becoming a nuisance to the classroom.
by WilderWavingWieners January 5, 2025
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retard hot

Individuals with severe cognitive disabilities find this person attractive.
Yo, you guys know that evil queen bitch from "Once Upon a Time"? She is retard hot.
by AmigoMontoya November 6, 2017
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Retard

The true definition is delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment. It has grown a negative connotation when used for mentally challenged folks. It is better defined by someone who is fully capable of developing morally, logically, or emotionally but does not. Mentally challenged are likely doing the best they can and there for the opposite given circumstances
Sarah Palin is retarded by her hate and desire to be right that she never actually checked Obama's birth certificate. The fighters who took the Jake Paul fight are retarded by the contracts financial stipulations. The Karen who called the kid at the playground the Nword went full racist retard because of her entitlement and immoral belief of superiority. Karens are too retarded to be allowed to raise children, they'll just make more retards. Which retard should I vote for president? Retarded by intolerance, retarded by Aipac and lobbyists, or retarded by complete inexperience.
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Retarded

Retarded: when something random happens for absolutely no fucking reason.
Joe: hey are you going to the football game tonight.
Jeff: I was fuckin this moose right then next thing you know the momma was behind me.
Joe: wtf are you talking about that shit is retarded.
by Zachary Gallagher 42069 March 3, 2021
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