JAKE

Jake is a very sweet boy towards girls always eating salad and making jokes. Laughing with those two special girl that used to sit by him but got moved cause they talked and laughed too much.A lady’s man

Hailey:jake who do you like

Jake:I ain’t telling

(Three days later)
Jake:Hailey I like you

Hailey:Gasps

by Glitterbaby23 May 18, 2018

Jake

He or she is nice and funny but is pretty short.

Hey look its a Jake.

by Aplesaus November 18, 2019

jake warren

guy who thinks he’s funny and wears sherpas.

HAHA funny one jake warren...

by jakejondrew123 February 1, 2019

Jake

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope

“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock”

by Black male August 4, 2019

Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."

by JustJake521 November 23, 2021

Jake

Jake is the chilled layed back guy everyone loves, he’s handsome and great with girls. He’s a pull master and knows nothing but da puss

Jake is such a hotty

by Fat rolls sister October 12, 2021

Jake

A man that attracts all the "Pick me girls" and always cheats on his gf.

Girl 1:You is that the hot Jake?
Girl 2:Ya he cheated on me.

by I had a seizure 5 minutes ago June 29, 2022