Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

Douche Slap

Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.

ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"

by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

J-douche

a sexually experienced, artistically adept motherfucker

Hey, there's J-Douche.

by CHayes August 12, 2008

douche nuggets

Individual pieces of a bloody tampon

When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.

by tqmidget85 July 7, 2008

douche quief

The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy

Greg would love to drop kick douche quief

Thanks for giving me your douche quief.

by Booty Snatchin Pirates August 5, 2008

Douche-Kanush

An extremely douchy person. Someone that brings the definition of a "douchebag" to a whole new level.

"That dude was a complete Douche-Kanush"

by Lizzislovee June 19, 2021