A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.

"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.

by Mike the rock Tyson June 4, 2017

David

big hunky alpha man, might be racist kinda not sure.

omg david is so zaddy hot DAYUM

by anonymous December 18, 2023

David Graham

Average Jew

David Graham owns a bank and has a huge nose

by David "The Jew" Graham July 3, 2025

David

Dumbass

David is a dumbass

by Goodgiy4321 May 10, 2021

David SquareHead

Ranker- a person that is not down for his shit also square headed

David SquareHead is in Minecraft.

by Gagsander May 29, 2019

David-core

When you are being a David.

Man, that is soo David-core of you.

Dude I was listening to music and I had a moment of enlightenment where I realized I am the living embodiment of David-core.

by davidcore2.0 August 4, 2022