Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

donk car

Cars, particularly 1971-1976 Chevy Caprice or Impala with large rims, but the definition has recently been expanded to many any sedan or coupe car with very large wheels.

Chicago has a great donk car scene.

by UrbanCoolHAsItAll September 12, 2023

Car-Dom

Someone who dominates their partner as much as a muscle car dominates a weak little Kia. And of course the Kia loves it.

Rod is such a Car-Dom on Kandia. SHE WORSHIPS HIM.

by B-bat June 16, 2025

Car

A travel machine that people use to drive on black concrete paths like crazy, sometimes causing an accident.

You need a license to use it, often referred to as a "drivers license" in which you need to be at least 16 and pass a test to optain it.

Joe: I'm driving a car!
Zoey: How did you pass the test? You are driving like a maniac if he took benadryl!

by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025

Tokyo car wash

The process of fucking someone while there head under a running sink.

I’m give your girlfriend a Tokyo car wash.

by Hank the baiter August 10, 2025

brother's car

freakiest thing someone could do

Dylan: name and occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: name dumbass!
ShengXian: smoker bitch
Dylan: occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: what is the freakiest thing you've ever done?
ShengXian: brother's car

by SMARTMOE May 28, 2022

Car guy

"Car guy" is a term used to describe guys who get their sense of self worth from the car that they spent all their savings on.

"All the car guys are washing their cars in the driveway just to show off"

by Sisher3 September 9, 2025