Pre-booked

When telling a story about an event in your life to a group or individual only to find out that they already knew about it because of Facebook.

I got pre-booked all day when I told people about the baby.

by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 26, 2010

Poon Booker

One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.

What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!

by F_loot April 14, 2011

No Bookmarked

When you are supposed to have read a book and the test is the next day and you stay up the night before and read the book all the way through.

Jim: Bro, did you read "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"?
Joe: Yeah man, I no bookmarked that thing so hard last night!
Jim: Nice!

by CollegeRush November 15, 2011

Life Booker

Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)

Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013

looker booker

a crooked narc that is addicted to drugs and sex.

i saw a looker booker last night he took my pcp and MY BITCH DOWG MAN ..damn ima give his mom a Tennessee chili bag.

by a really white emo kid January 15, 2018

Body Booking

Repeatedly slapping someone all over their body with a book

Random attacker: *starts repeatedly hitting a guy with a book*
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong

by Female sans June 11, 2018

Eyal Booker

A very rare species of snake, recently discovered on the coast of Majorca in a large house

Wow that's a beautiful snake.
I know, that's an eyal booker

by MCMAURICIO June 16, 2018