beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

beat-saberphobia

the genuine and uncontrollable fear of the word or the game 'beat saber' is a virtual reality rhythm-based game that includes you hitting a bunch of blocks on a beat of a random song or audio.

have you heard? apparently Tom has beat-saberphobia

by H0RTEN April 20, 2023

Sack Beat

a Spoonerism of "back seat", referring to the act of "back seat gaming"

Twitch streamer: any sack beaters in the chat?

by baritzu September 23, 2023

Beat Yackin

California bay area term from the hyphy movement. Used to describe how loud and hard the bass sounds from a car stereo system.

Out in front of your mommas house, beat yackin.
Keak Da Sneak, in front of ya mommas house

by RedDeadBodiez March 4, 2019

Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.

"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020