A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.
Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.
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Get the American Idiot mug.When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.
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Get the south american bam bam mug.Typically they can run fast, but will fucking die if put in a pool. They all love KFC, purplous kool aid, and watermelon.
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