yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

check yo shit

to basically tell sumbody yo goin come check them

also a word new orleans people say

sarah : oh ion wan no problems

me : ohh yeaa ik yeen wan ma people ta come check yo shit

by indickwetrust June 28, 2022

let me slide in yo imbox

to let someone text you

somebody let me slide in yo imbox

by endyyessssssssssssss April 14, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Matame Yo<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Matame Yo<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Matame Yo<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Tengo Que lLAñAME<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Tengo Que lLAñAME<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo Tengo Que lLAñAME<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

Hug Yo Crush

Today’s National hug yo crush day.

Friend: Hey isn’t that your crush?
Me:Yea why?
Friend: Go hug him.
Me:Why?
Friend: Remember Today’s National Hug yo crush day.

by .Kaiiii2x September 4, 2021

yo mama

a term of endearment

ay, yo mama

by Beyoncéfan_64 September 3, 2021