Michael

Is getting fucked

theres michael!

by mikekk March 29, 2023

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Michael aderman

-God. Not a. THE.

There's only ONE Michael Aderman.

-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.

-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.

- Daddy

-"It is what it is" personified.

- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.

You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.

What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.

Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!

by SatansWh<3re666 March 31, 2023

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Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.

Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.

by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023

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