No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015

Cool

A certified dumb ass

Jack is such a cool guy

by Lovestar69696 June 17, 2022

you're cool

you are cool.

"wow you're cool"

by Russel72 January 11, 2022

Cool Kid

Members of very specific Patreon Channels

Are you a cool kid?
Yes! I am in fact a subscriber to XYZ's Patreon! You?

by POTATER2209 May 3, 2024

Cool

That is so awesome -cool

Wow, that is so cool.

by JenJen212 October 29, 2011

Cool Guy

The star of the YouTube video "Cool Guy Has Chill Day".

It's Cool Guy!

by Aqxer June 8, 2021

cool beans

something hereward would say

"your dog died"

hereward - cool beans

by not hereward March 27, 2023