Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.
"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"
by Turdin'King February 19, 2014
Get the straight turdinmug. A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.
Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.
by colinbladesthomas November 9, 2020
Get the The Straight Gaymug. by Sthomasbaby June 2, 2011
Get the Straight smashmug. by Juanfs33 September 27, 2022
Get the straightmug. (as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
by Raizkii April 14, 2025
Get the Straight Man Syndromemug. A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.
Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"
Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"
Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"
by inmijd May 31, 2011
Get the Straight Challengedmug. what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*
by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021
Get the super straightmug.