straight mojo

Straight Mojo is a synthetic weed you can buy in Holland. This is the best weed to smoke because it gives you the best high you will reach through weed.
by Mr. Sleepeye October 10, 2022
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Straight nipple

When one of a persons nipple is always errect
by Deebo Duvall November 13, 2019
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straight freaked

incredibly intoxicated, usually to the point that you cannot speak or think.
chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'

eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.
by eli jackson August 22, 2007
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Skittle straight

When you pour/grab 5 and only 5 Skittles candies from their bag and get one of each color : green, red, orange purple, yellow. References the card game hand 'straight'(i.e., a 5 card hand that has 5 cards that are sequential in number/face value)
Hey, I just got a Skittle straight from the bag! Gotta go play the lottery now, I'm feeling lucky!
by Scut Farkiss February 24, 2018
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Fat guy gets served by straight marine
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Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
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