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Fuck Matrix

1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.

2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.
1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.

2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."
Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."
by Mark C. August 29, 2005
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fuck trump

Bill: Trump is going to save the United States

Tyrone: he's racist to blacks and Mexicans . You know what fuck trump!!!
by Roastful June 2, 2016
mugGet the fuck trumpmug.

Fucking faggot

Good way to add a little spice when calling someone a faggot. It refers to some one is annoyingly gay and annoyingly irritating and you just have to say it. They may not even be gay but are annoying in a fruity, possibly feminine, or out loud-way that you just have to say it: “Fucking Faggot !”
So anyway yeah ! So anyway .... Yeah !

Ur a fucking faggot, Darnell !
by exploding air plane 6969 September 29, 2017
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scenester fuck

The most extreme version of a scenester. If you're listening to a band that has sold more than 200 copies, expect one of these people to come at you with a fury that can only be caged by their children's medium sized little league jersey. Usual evidence is a yoga mat that has been used twice, clove cigarettes and an old school nintendo with just zelda that still has the gamestop price tag on it. Highest density known to be found around the Emerson College campus.
"I bumped into another scenester fuck on the street today."

"Did you? What happened?"

"Nothing happened to me, but he fell over and broke his new iPod. He told me he was going to run me over in his Mom's landrover"
by Brad Wilk February 18, 2005
mugGet the scenester fuckmug.

No fucks given

#1 Keesha got her car stolen!
#2 So what? No fucks given here
by kindredraver August 3, 2016
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Truck Fuck

When there is so many goddamn semi trucks in your way. This applies in heavy streams of traffic when all you see is trucks.
"Why were you late to work today?" -Rachel

"I ran into a major truck fuck this morning" -Sam
by State Farm Agent November 23, 2011
mugGet the Truck Fuckmug.

Baby Fuck

The act of fucking a baby. Often featured in hentai, it is common fapping material for sick fucks.
Baby fuck, baby fuck! IT'S AWWWRIGHT!
by Omg bbq July 16, 2009
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