Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

hard weenies

GIANT AND HARD DICK

I have a bunch of hard weenies on my face

by Daddy Dave April 17, 2017

its hard to hide, when your wide

when your thicc you cant play hide and seek easily.

A quote from Anthony P, 2021

jim: i cant find a good hiding spot
jimbo: its hard to hide, when your wide!

by nolifejim March 16, 2021

hard eat

A food that is considered disgusting to the consumer

This vegemite is a bit of a hard eat.

by zZoinkice_boy November 24, 2023

Hard Fade

When a girl stops talking to a dumb idiot that they don't want to bang.

Kyle got hard faded by Melissa. Now he is crying but scuba and can't see tears.

by Tmoney September 15, 2014

Tries way too hard

Trying to be the best when it’ll never happen.

Aharon tries way too hard to be in first place, when he isn’t even in the competition.

by Elninio December 4, 2023

vision hard

The amazing culture and lads at vision systems

Yeah mate, Vision Hard

by Hey guys it’s me April 21, 2018