Goth Egg

My Girlfriend...

If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or

Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It

Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*

Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.

A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This

Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 11, 2024

Egg Blinker

When an individual hits a cart or pen but in an unusual way, you hit for 5 seconds, then 4, then 4, then 4, and 4 one more time, then hold for 8 seconds. It’s supposed to make you feel like there’s an egg in your lung.

“ bro did you see the new egg blinker challenge? “
“ dude, that egg blinker has my dying “

by FezTheFather May 17, 2025

Dirty Egg Roll

When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.

I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.

by AJ38 December 10, 2021

Reverse Egg

When an egg has a white yolk and a yellow egg white

I started making scrambled eggs then i realized i had a batch of reverse eggs

by canteberry April 12, 2010

yeet a egg

An egg, in its simplest form, is a delicate vessel bestowed upon us by nature, habouring the potential for life whithin its fragile shell.

To yeet and egg, one must summon the strength and dexterity of a valiant knigh, and with a swift forceful motion, propel the egg through the air with great vigor!

If you yeet a egg
I must caustion you, dear Inquirer that yeeting an egg may result in Utimetly demise, leading to a most unfortunate mess after you yeet the egg

by PiplupTheEggEatingDragon October 14, 2023

Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!

by 42matter November 26, 2021

boil an egg

When Bill Nye is sweet talking you.

Hey girl, can I boil an egg in your house?

by meeshellss August 5, 2015