the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

Creamy Apple Jack

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.

Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.

by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019

apple

it’s an apple you prick why u lookin it up

1. This apple is so juicy
2.This apple is so round

by sexymotherfucker June 1, 2020

Apple pussy

You are a leader at the Apple company, and you make it bend to public peer pressure

Why do you care so much about degenerate tech nerds apple pussy?

by Matthew;25743 December 13, 2022

Magical apple

A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.

You've just been magical appled.

by Apple cranturn June 13, 2017

god apple

A term in Minecraft to define an enchanted Golden Apple. The word "god apple" also describes the item's overpowering nature.

I've prepared some god apples for this epic PVP.

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020