Blow Poke

An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.

Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.

by Bartolona August 13, 2018

blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 5, 2010

mexican blow fish

When a white female sucks a Mexicans dick

Last night we heard Mary sucked David's dick

also known as Mexican blow fish

by user 453722 May 19, 2017

Blow Job Corn Field

A place (normally in Nebraska) where you go to get a blow job from your gf or a random how

James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl

Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie

by Kiteorange December 21, 2020

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.

I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.

by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016

skigity blow

Something equivalent or equal to the bomb.

That party was skigity blow last night.

by Urkbazerk August 15, 2017

Whatever blows your hair back

People are diverse and their preferences are correspondingly diverse. Some might like sports cars and watches or other tech gadgets etc.

Bill: Hey, did see that new Seiko 5 watch that came out yesterday?
Rudolph: No, I'm not a fan of watches.
Bill: Dude, it's one of the best entry watches right now. I'm definitely getting one.
Rudolph: Whatever blows your hair back, dude. Like I told you, I'm not a fan of watches.

by liprox May 14, 2022