turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024

Poo-Doo

A ritual in which porcelain bowl and human mate with one another

Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this shit! We’re doin Poo-Doo!

by EdwinZacharia July 28, 2021

dAd pOo

Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones

Although MY mum is 5% worse

“Dad-I need the toilet

Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo

by Weird fish weird bishhh September 1, 2019

poo

the brown soft messy stuff that comes out of your butthole

i just went poo in the big ass mother fucking toilet while jacking off

by rstbrtbydtgfd shat March 21, 2022

Poo Poo Ca Ca

Poop. Poo Poo Ca Ca is a fun, hip way to say Poop.

"Damn, she smells like poo poo ca ca."
"WTF is poo poo ca ca?"

by TypicalWhit3Guy December 29, 2022

peek a poo

a pinkfong song that made me wanna die in very horrible ways, it talk about how animals shit and stuff

person 1: hey bro have u listened to peek a poo
person 2: nah that shit weird asf

by silverthehottest.net December 16, 2021

Poo poo heavy

A saying to make small children angry

Me:You're a poo poo heavy.
Child: NO I'M NOT!!!!!

by Pluto508 May 4, 2018