Falcon Punch

the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"

Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!

by the real boy11 July 13, 2015

Carolina Muck Punch

The sexual act of dipping your fist in cooking oil, followed by carolina reaper pepper flakes, and then finally shoving your whole fist in anothers anus.

The inmates only viable punishment was to be given a Carolina Muck Punch for his repeated misdemeanors while incarcerated.

by Borgus shmord May 10, 2025

shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016

Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 4, 2020

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Punch the ale

To party hard

Friend: You going to Luke's tonight?
You: Yeah i might go and punch the ale a little bit

by Driveby_joker January 23, 2017

k punch

Knockout Punch

"Dude, my man got him with a K Punch, first hit."

by Kpunch January 24, 2017