October 27

National hug you bf/gf day

Gf: hugs bf

Bf: hugs back
October 27: Day bf and gf hug

by Depression for eve October 25, 2019

October 26th

October 26th is national throw ur baby in a grinder day.

kashiea: " Hey, it's October 26th, don't you have a 5 month year old baby?"

Alexa: "Yes."

Kashiea: "Can you put it in a grinder?"

Alexa: "🖕"

by JykoLi October 25, 2019

October 23rd

October 23rd is national eat an ass day. Are you a female? Eat a man's ass! Lesbian? You get the point.

James: Danny, its October 23rd~...
Danny: oh shit-

by Birb_OvO October 27, 2019

28th of october

The day your neighbour has give you a monster highdoll

Sup Emma it's the 28th of october where's the dolls at?

by YOURNOTAVERYFRIENDLYNEIGHBOUR October 27, 2019

October 28

The Day where you kan slap anyone In the ass
With the name of Kasper

(U Can also kiss the Kasper)

Hey what are u doing today its october 28th

I’m slapping Kasper

by I smell penny’s October 27, 2019

October 31st

October 31st is Halloween, but is also Alex’s birthday! Alex is a suuuuuper epic gamer, and he’s also really kool. Alex has the best friends and the bestest gf ever!!!!

Dane: it’s October 31st!
Ryan: shut up dane

by Toasterfork6969 October 27, 2019

October 29th

October 29th is the make up day for throwing your shortest friend every time you see them. BUT, you can only do it if you have a reasonable excuse for not doing it the day before.

Me: “I missed school yesterday, so I guess I have to throw you today because it is October 29th.

by jokesonyoujulia October 28, 2019