worder's block

derived (stolen) from writer's block

1) when a person cannot think of a word to add to urban dictionary

i really want to be cool and add to urbandictionary.com, but i have worder's block....fuck

by enbediz April 18, 2010

Brain block

When one is lucid dreaming and your brain steps in and blocks it.

I was flying around and my brain blocked, so I woke up.

by Pavlovsdog May 29, 2021

Clock block

one who prevents others from finishing their work day. Intentional, passive aggressive, or unintentional

-Cant punch out til this clock block emails me.
- I can't believe Kyle is clock blocking me. Now my whole evening is ruined.
-my boss is the worst. But, I got back at him with some clock blocking.

by NuteeProf January 14, 2021

Writer's Block

A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.

Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.

"Bob: Is Jeff finishing that book?
Jane: No, he told me he has Writer's Block."

by Potat 1 August 12, 2022

Squad-block

Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.

"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.

Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"

Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?

Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.

by Nigchelle June 30, 2015

Sauce block

The art of dropping down to your stomach and laying on the ice to block a pass in the game of puck.

that sauce block was the illest Dau!
thanks D-Dogg!

by dusty dick June 8, 2011

Scott Blocked

When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss

Example: I tried to give all a good laugh the other day, but got Scott Blocked by a nerd at work.

by Charlie K. July 28, 2021