Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.

Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.

by gloz February 27, 2021

single nut

were a guy has only 1 nut in there sack. like how a girl or guy can have 3 tits. WEIRD!

as jimmy pulled down his pants infront of his girl she noticed he had a single nut

by lolshocks.com December 18, 2012

Nut-Tail

When a person has semen on their backside.

I gave that girl/boy a nut-tail.

Damn you see that nut tail?

by AndyGomez3105 July 29, 2019

nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Wing-nut

A person with one nut and, or one larger in size than the other

Poor guy has a wing-nut

by Kitttkat November 23, 2021

Caramel-Nut

When you ejaculate on a full bladder, making so when you bust you immediately piss everywhere giving your cum a yellowish tint

Friend: Are you sure you don’t want to come over?

Me: Maybe tomorrow, I have been holding my piss all day for a caramel-nut!

by I’m probably baked February 3, 2020

Silk Nut

The ejaculation of a very rich man during "certain acts of kindness ".

I'm tasting a silk nut so i know im getting paid tonight!

by LuvL42 September 27, 2018