Knee Job

When a girl traps a man's penis against a wall and rubs it violently.

Short for KJ

That bitch wouldn't put out, so i told that hoe to give me a knee job.

by murphleezy June 11, 2006

Lawn job

The female equivalent of a blow job.

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.

by ace September 16, 2003

S- job

Soap job
Hand job made with soap, when out of lotion.

My girl is always out of lotion so she gave me S- job

by atthirari January 4, 2016

anti-job

someone who doesn't care about getting a job or going to study

- MOM I DONT CARE BOUT SCHOOL ON SEPTEMBER 1 I DONT NEED IT
- You WILL go..
*mom quits room*
- .................. wot
Father: Shhh I am an anti-job too. Money does suck, right?

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

Jobby job

A professional career with the typical 9-5 work week.

I was working at the restaurant, but then I got a Jobby Job at the big tech company. With benefits!

by meggles0229 March 8, 2022

blimp job

The art of inserting a deflated balloon in another's anus following with oral inflation of the balloon

At the arts and crafts store one can't help but look at balloons and yearn for a blimp job

by Insaneinethemembrane May 5, 2015

Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.

Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning

by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017