Parallel Friends

Parallel Friends, are two men which are the BESTEST of friends but can't be gay for each other because they're both straight and agree to be just friends

Person 1: *hugs*
Person 2: *hugs back*

Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?

by Spaaky December 1, 2020

Garth-Friends

Friends who have met through the entertainer, GARTH BROOKS, whether at a concert, on Facebook or through any other Internet group. You have this entertainer in common and form a bond with these people unconditionally for many years.

My Garth-Friends and I plan to meet up at the concert in Knoxville, Tennessee in November. We have been Garth-Friends since the 1990s.

by BLTRoadies September 10, 2019

Best friend

Best friend definition: A person that can make you smile no matter what mood or emotion you got. They can be salty as fuck at times and a angry cracker, but you still love em with all ur heart. He/she/they are all you think of and u miss them like heck every single second. Whenever your group or just you two hangout its like a whole movie. But once they leave its like aww fuck hella lonely then you just start missing them again and again😂 but you know your gonna see them again and have an even better day than the last. All your FaceTime calls are amazing even if your the one whos like not talking n showing ur face its still fun for you knowing they’re there. Their presence makes you happy and every flaw people seem to notice and comment negative things on is special to you, because you have fully accepted them as your best friend and already accepted the fact that in reality they are not perfect, but only perfect in your eyes no matter what they do. In reality, Best friends are the realest
(Its free real estate)

“I love Rae and Nepa we got the horses in the back Best friends for life🤞🏼💞.”

by Ligmab March 31, 2019

gentlewoman friend

An amazing sophisticated mid aged woman who thinks being called a girlfriend is a teenage/childish gesture. A modern day lady to who a man loves and cares for even when she picks on him all the time cause if his oversized clothing.

I love Betsy, she is my gentlewoman friend and I am her gentleman friend.

by Semersonjr August 19, 2022

Short friend

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.

Daniel: hi short friend

Short friend: boy if you don't

by AHHHHHpeople.com November 4, 2019

Best friend

A person you can’t be mad at for a long time because you have something important to tell them

Hey , I know that we’re mad at each other but I have something to tell you

You are my best friend

by Kenzkenz January 25, 2019

fake friend

Someone who only needs you when they want you, make excuses to go watch youtube or do something else, criticize you without noticing, hate someone one minute and talk to them with you then love them the next, are never there for you, when you tell them something important they brush it off or say something like kay or oh.

“_____ is such a fake friend”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019