fucks hard

when someone is shitfaced trying to say something's cool and or hot.

guy 1: so what did you think of the new smash trailer

guy 2: yeah it fucks hard

guy 1: w-what?

by gamer words July 23, 2021

Tonya Harding

Tonya Harding didn't seem like a physically fragile person on the outside, and she took advantage of the weaknesses, insecurities, and fears of others to keep a tough image going, but her heart was made of glass and couldn't take rejection (especially not by the opposite sex, as the person she hated most wasn't of her own sex) because it was soft. A person can change their exterior to where they look tougher than they were as a kid, but you can't change what is in a person's heart.

Tonya Harding seems too tough to be true because when you look at the whole person and get past the don't underestimate her physically bullshit (which most people don't underestimate her) , she really is. She lives like a coward, and always has.

by The Original Agahnim June 8, 2021

hard cope

For when someone is coping to a irrational degree

Did you hear that bob is still trying to peddle the "Biden stole the election!" nonsense

Yeah that's a hard cope if I've ever seen one

by skyethesudoer July 13, 2023

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

Hard Burger

It's when you overcook the burger, and it becomes well-well done.

Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.

by LuckySandvich August 11, 2016

Hard-attack

Random boner, getting a boner so hard that your brain starts to hurt.

She got me so wind up that I’m about to get a hard-attack.

by Quangbangspidermang June 29, 2019

Hard

Crack Or Rock Cocaine
Freebase Cocaine

I smoke hard everyday

by Haardafson August 24, 2018