soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018

Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

Bad egg

A person that does very bad things and lies to much.

What's he doing here this rich webbo?
Hes a real bad egg

by The rabbit................... April 28, 2020

EGGS

IT'S A GOD DAMN FOOD THAT CHICKENS POOP OUT
WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE ASSOCIATING IT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE?!?!?!

1: Whatcha have for breakfast today?
2: I had some eggs.

1: Where do baby chicks come from?
2: They hatch from eggs.

by THIS IS MR MAN BOI June 7, 2021

Eggs and Fingers

Fingering a item of food

“Eleanor was eggs and Fingers the Wasabi”

by Booshwaggler June 5, 2025

Scrambled Eggs

Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.

My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Tight Egg

“ tight egg is when u shove 4 egg up a girl ass and punch her in the stomach while she poop out eggs and cook them sunny side style”

I just Tight Egg my bitch, and the egg taste delicious!

by 67 toxic December 28, 2020