Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.
There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed
by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024
Get the JEEP Ducksmug. another word for fuck because autocorrect doesn’t like the word and now i can say i did it on purpose
by loverscherrycola November 2, 2022
Get the duckmug. Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!
Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
by Lushbeard July 12, 2017
Get the Squeaking the Duckmug. When you wait shirt-on and no pants to your lover
Probably after he goes for milk at wallmart or cigars at the store.
Probably after he goes for milk at wallmart or cigars at the store.
by Dr.Dela April 23, 2019
Get the Donald Duckingmug. When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.
by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019
Get the Suck and duckmug. If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.
To confuse details of one thought with another.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.
To confuse details of one thought with another.
by SpikeSan October 5, 2018
Get the ducks crossedmug. In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018
Get the DUCK SLURPmug.