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David loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
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David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.
by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 5, 2022
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david

a little brainrotted twat
i would lik to split davids asshole open
by krillabis April 7, 2025
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David

Typically people named David are smart, kind, and let’s not beat around the bush, they were raised right. For example while other guys in middle/high school may treat some girls like shit a use them, David is mature enough to treat a girl right and be some she can count on. Which obviously means he has a line of girls wanting to be his. David’s can also be badass, hot, and sexy, like when he plays basketball or really any sport it’s just 😫😫😫!!!! Not to mention his good looks, tall hight, and good sense of humor. Plus David isn’t afraid to have his own opinions and stick out from other people. He is supportive and will never judge you. So long story short, if you are David’s bff or gf, you better treat him right and be grateful that you even get to know him. Love you David <3
Girl 1: All the guys in our S.S suck…I mean except for David he is pretty chill

Girl 2: Yeah, he never really says much but around his friends outside of school I’m sure it’s a different story

Girl 1: Lol, Fr I want him so bad he is sooo perfect in every way 😫

Girl 2: You should totally ask him out, there aren’t many guys in our school yk who are in range of how great of a guy he is

Girl 1: You’re right, he is one of a kind
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David Copperfield

When a guy and a girl get another party involved in a sexual act and one of them disappears leaving the other one and the included party to finish by themselves.
This couple came to me with a proposition and I accepted it but half way through it s the woman pulled a David Copperfield on me and disappeared leaving me to satisfy her man
by Megalainie November 24, 2024
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David Dastmalchian

David Dastmalchian is an American screen and stage actor. He has had supporting roles in a number of superhero franchises. He also portrayed Thomas Schiff in The Dark Knight, Kurt in both Ant-Man films, and Abra Kadabra in the CW's The Flash.
David Dastmalchian reunited with Christopher Nolan for the director's new film Oppenheimer about J.Robert Oppenheimer (The Father of Atomic Bomb) set to debut on July 21, 2023.
by pacificshell50 August 27, 2022
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