David Kampf

The greatest hockey player of all time. He is amazing defensively and loved by all. His chemistry with Ondrej Kase is unmatched and he will lead the Leafs to the 2022 Stanley Cup

Wow, David Kampf is amazing defensively!

by Entersandman38 November 22, 2021

David

A person that is completely avarage wieght for his hueght and will not have a heart attack. He hooked up with Grace and loves Grace and drives a jet plane.

"Wow David looks depressed today"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

David

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off

-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!

by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023

David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023

joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.

you're a total joshua david evans

by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018

David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.

Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.

by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021